Or Else..

..the snipes might escape.

If There's Truly No Poop Fairy

Then where did all this money come from?

Scorpion Cloud

That is all.

What's In The Box?

Cat's in the box.

Come Back Later

If you're lucky we'll be closed.

Meta-photo

#1 in a series of 1.

Santa!! No!!!!

Guess there's not much else to do in the off-season.

Invisible Fence

Not just for dogs.

..And That's How I Ended Up With The Homunculus's Skeleton.

Why I carry him around like this? That's another story.

Buyin' Gas

Like a boss.

Ever Seen An Ent Getting Undressed?

Me neither.

O Hai

Whatcha doin'?

A Frog's Eye View

That's Where I Keep My Horse..

..and get off my lawn.

Good To Know.

It's possible I'd have driven down there otherwise.

It's Wabbit Season

And I'm huntin' wabbits.

Flower

A tulip or crocus or something.

It's Mutha Uckin Dessert Time

The cake is NOT a lie.

The Lonely Pickle

Not what you expected, was it?

Shop Here

We got all kinds.

Yello!?

Guess The Flower and Win!!

Bludolph

Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

Sorry Sir, We Only Take Cash.

As chance would have it..

Like Looking Down The Barrel Of A Twig

Ready..Set..

Sammy was THE guy to beat in the vertical squirrel races.

Coloradans Are Weird..

And presumably well-fed.

Storm's a-comin' in.

Though in typical Colorado fashion it took two days to get here.

Romeo and Silhouette

If you look closely you'll see Alexei too.

Get yer laughin' deer round that.

Yes deer?

Look Up

Denver Evening

That's the clock tower with the ..uh.. unusual cabaret.

To Xfinity...

..and Beyond! (on a bike)

Birthday Treat!

Yeah, so that.

Jeezy Geezy

Beers!

I think I've tried about 3% of the beers in this picture. Which is maybe .3% of the beers in the entire place.

Road Trip

Want me to drive?

O Hai

Smooth with no longitudinal stripes? uh, nossir.

Hey! It's Free!

The New Weather Hood?

Workin' out fine.

That's How He Sleeps.

You'll never pot that.

Pretty sure Rupee's trying to cue with the 9-ball.

Caffeine Hangover?

Yeah, me too.

Capitol!

Finally got there to take a pic.

Stairwell cookies

Somewhere there's an elf wondering just what the hell happened today.

Alexei and Pinkett, lying on a bed..

Poor boi. It's not like she doesn't have a million other places to sleep.

Union Station At Night

It's great that they still have their Christmas lights up.

Daniel Tosh

At Wells Fargo Theater, Denver

..And That's How I Found Him, Officer.

Do you think you can catch the killer?

One More Snow Pic

Probably the last for a while.

Ice Jaw

Alright, it's just a jaw.